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Quote For The Week

“One sure sign that things are getting crazy as we approach 2017, the Year from Political Hell, is that there are no recent reports of UFO sightings or abductions. Either the aliens left and said, “You people are crazy!” or perhaps the aliens replaced our leaders with those intent on destroying the society that they grew in pods. Either way, the future is looking really just off the wall to the point that even the UFOs have left town (lol).”

-Martin Armstrong (economist at Armstrong Economics and subject of the 2014 documentary The Forecaster, in a March 30 blog post on his company’s website

Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Signs Of The Time, Part 96

This week’s “Signs Of The Time” post features an actual sign for once.

Widely-circulated on social media yesterday was this mock “motivational poster”:

Source: Facebook

Source: Facebook

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According to one conservative-leaning blog, the sign was spotted in Illinois.

No surprise there. If anyone “gets” socialism, it’s certainly the inhabitants of the “People’s Republic of Illinois,” right?

Sadly, I don’t think my “comrades” get it at all. But they will soon…

Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Signs Of The Time, Part 84

That earlier post about the Islamic State possibly having “trained soldiers” in Illinois reminded me of a certain comment left on the popular Chicago police blog Second City Cop last August.

Chiming in on a discussion about Chicago potentially being a top target of terrorists after a security bulletin was issued in light of the threat posed by the Islamic State:

Anonymous said…

They’re going to have to do more than that to get me to like them…

Cop humor. It’s something else…

Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

Source:

SCC. “Chicago a Target?” Second City Cop. 23 Aug. 2014. (http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2014/08/chicago-target.html). 6 May 2015.

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Wednesday, May 6th, 2015 Humor, Public Safety, Religion, Terrorism, War No Comments

Paladin Press Spring Sale: Save Up To 40% Until Noon Monday

Boulder, Colorado-based Paladin Press (reviewed here) is holding a Spring Sale on its books and videos until noon (ET) Monday. From their website (left sidebar further down):

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Sale ends April 13, 2015, at 12 PM ET.

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“FIGHTSTOPPERS- Lee Morrison’s One Strike Stop”
Warning- Language
YouTube Video

Paladin’s postage and handling rates are very reasonable. At the time I type this, domestic U.S. standard shipping for 1 item is $5.00. Add $1.00 more for each additional item shipped this way on the same order.

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Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Quote For The Week

“Have you met Joe Biden?”

-U.S. Representative Trey Gowdy (R-SC 4th District), on impeaching President Obama for issuing an Executive Order granting amnesty to illegal immigrants in the United States

By Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Advertiser Spotlight: Paladin Press

“Playboy Magazine recently called Paladin Press publisher Peder Lund the ‘most dangerous publisher in the world'”

Soldier Of Fortune website, June 2, 2012

Ever hear of Paladin Press? It’s a book publishing firm founded in 1970 by Peder Lund and Robert K. Brown (who began publishing Soldier Of Fortune in 1975). From the Boulder, Colorado-based company’s website:

For more than 42 years, Paladin Press has provided readers and viewers with top-quality books and videos on a variety of fascinating and unusual topics, including reality-based self-defense, survival and self-reliance, weapons, combat shooting, locksmithing, marital arts, and personal freedom. To do this, we seek out authors who are knowledgeable in their fields and encourage them to write books or create videos for our niche market. Our authors include such well-respected experts as Kelly McCann, John Plaster, Michael Janich, Jeff Cooper, Ragnar Benson, M.D. Creekmore, Mark Hatmaker, and Rex Applegate.

Paladin has survived all these years in the volatile publishing industry by adapting to the changing technologies and demands of our audience. We adjust our offerings to make them timely and relevant to today’s realities. From a starting inventory of a half-dozen military manuals, Paladin currently offers more than 800 titles in a variety of formats. Today the publishing industry is racing to take advantage of rapidly changing electronic and digital technologies, and Paladin is no exception. We currently offer 400 of our books for electronic download and over 250 of our video titles for digital download, ensuring instant access to favorite books and videos. Additional titles are being added monthly.

Paladin Press offers products in the following subject areas:

• Action Careers
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• Revenge & Humor
• Self-Defense & Combatives
• Silencers & Exotic Weapons
• Sniping
• Survival & Self-Reliance

Paladin also carries something called the Paladin Crash Course Series. From their website:

The Paladin Crash Course Series consists of 30 timeless, inexpensive videos on an eclectic variety of topics, including developing one-strike stopping power, throwing and sticking knives, targeting vital points on the body, navigating in the wilderness, using hand-to-hand combat, becoming a modern-day gunfighter, making a ghillie suit, and securing your home against intruders. The videos feature Michael Janich, Jim Cirillo, Louis Awerbuck, Kelly Worden, Loren Christensen, Mark Hatmaker, and many more of your favorite Paladin authors.


“How to Control the Handgun Trigger- Speed Shooting”
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No wonder that “dangerous” label was assigned to Paladin. Yet while dangerous to some, highly-informative and incredibly-interesting material to a number of Survival And Prosperity readers, I’m guessing.

While other vendors on the Internet might offer a lower price for a product found on the Paladin Press website, know that Paladin does price match. From their site:

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In addition, Paladin’s postage and handling rates are very reasonable. At the time I type this, domestic U.S. standard shipping for 1 item is $5.00. Add $1.00 more for each additional item shipped this way on the same order.

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By Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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About That ‘Sniper Nest’ In Chicago

Sorry FOX 32 News in Chicago. As much as I like watching you on TV on weekday mornings (Jake Hamilton, Darlene Hill, Jon Kelley, Melody Mendez are particularly good), whoever penned the following on your website on June 30 needs to be flogged.

The offending article…

Sniper nest discovered near Kennedy-King College

The Chicago Police Department made a frightening discovery on the South Side of the city last week.

Officials say they found a high-powered semi-automatic weapon about a block from the campus of Kennedy King college, near 64th and Lowe last Thursday. Officers say the nest was found on top of a garage across from a soccer field on campus.

At the scene, officers recovered a fully loaded Mac-10…

“Sniper nest?” “High-powered semi-automatic weapon?” “Mac-10?”

I could’ve sworn the piece originally said “high-powered semi-automatic rifle” when I first read it. But I see it was updated on July 1.

Consider what Elizabeth Kreft reported on TheBlaze website that same day:

The weapon officers recovered at the scene wasn’t a rifle but a fully loaded Mac-10.

“I’m not sure why they are calling it a sniper’s nest, it was a machine gun, not a rifle,” Officer Mike Sullivan, Chicago Police Department spokesman, told TheBlaze.

Sullivan said media members should look up the difference between a Mac-10 and a rifle. “They are very different,” he said…

I was kidding with that bit about the author needing to be flogged. But I concur with the CPD- they definitely need to learn more about firearms (Guy Smith’s free Gun Facts e-book is a good place to start) or risk “cheapening” the FOX 32 brand.

Not like I’m an expert on the subject of guns myself. But I’m not paid to write about such things.

Now if an unpaid intern wrote the article… lesson learned? I hope so. You’d be doing your future field of work and colleagues a favor.

Journalists Firearm Identification

By Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

Sources:

“Sniper nest discovered near Kennedy-King College.” FOX 32. 30 June 2014. (http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/25910016/sniper-nest-discovered-near-kennedy-king-college). 3 July 2014.

Kreft, Elizabeth. “‘Sniper Nest’ Found Near College Campus In Chicago — but It’s the Type of Gun Found Close by That May Be More Disturbing.” TheBlaze. 1 July 2014. (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/sniper-nest-found-near-college-campus-in-chicago-but-its-the-type-of-gun-found-close-by-that-may-be-more-disturbing/). 1 July 2014.

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Signs Of The Time, Part 75

In an era of stagnant wages and a rising cost of living, having a job doesn’t guarantee an individual can make ends meet.

In the past, many Americans would rise to the challenge, finding and working a second or third job if that’s what it took to put food on the table.

These days, it’s just easier for able-bodied, able-minded men and women to latch onto the government “tit” rather than work.

And plenty do it- no doubt about that.

Enter Scott Carroll. A minor league baseball player when he shot the following two-and-a-half years ago, this Kansas City, Missouri-native proclaimed to the world he would do whatever was required to eke out a living:


“Scott Carroll Will Endorse ANYTHING!”
YouTube Video

Okay, so Carroll was just having a good time and probably wasn’t hurting as much as many other Americans as a professional baseball player. But there’s still an important lesson to be taken away from this funny video:

Scott Carroll just recently made his big-league debut for the Chicago White Sox at age 29.

I doubt his TV pitchman skills got this right-handed pitcher to where he’s at today.

Hard work, perhaps?

Welcome to the majors- and Chicago- Mr. Carroll.

By Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Crimea Crisis

I spotted the following (creator unknown) last week regarding the crisis in the Crimea:

Crimea Humor

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s a pretty good depiction of what’s happened to date.

Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Wednesday, March 19th, 2014 Europe, Foreign Policy, Government, Humor No Comments

Pepper Spray Humor

Speaking of pepper spray, here’s a funny comment I saw the other day for one pepper spray product listed on Amazon.com, the world’s largest online retailer:

This is now legal in Michigan. Is a foaming spray so you will see it shoot and harder to wipe off. Has a dye added so the person will be marked for days after you spray them. You want a foam so the wind does not blow it back in your face. Has a very good finger safety so you will not set it off easily. Can is a good size and will do the job for sure…. when the attacker falls to the ground be sure to kick the in the head because they need a good kick in the head so they truly know they are stupid

(Editor’s note: Italics added for emphasis)

Think Amazon may have removed a not-so-nice term after “be sure to kick the” and before “in the head”?

By Christopher E. Hill
Survival And Prosperity (www.survivalandprosperity.com)

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Thursday, January 2nd, 2014 Humor, Self-Defense No Comments
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